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Cossy Orjiakor your nipples are getting more press than Dolly Partons, but the question is what happens when gravity takes over and your boobs begin to sag… LMFAO!!

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English: Shanna Moakler, American model, actress, former Miss USA and Playboy Playmate. Taken at a party at the Playboy Mansion. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Playboy Playmate Tiffany Taylor at the Big Apple Summer Sizzler in Manhattan, June 13, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Playboy Playmate Cheryl Bachman at the Big Apple Summer Sizzler in Manhattan, June 13, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Playboy Playmate Cheryl Bachman at the Big Apple Summer Sizzler in Manhattan, June 13, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Model and Playboy Playmate Cheryl Bachman at the November 2008 Big Apple Convention in Manhattan. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Playboy Playmate Sandra Nilsson. Shot by The Daredevil at the 2008 Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona event. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: Playboy Playmate Tiffany Taylor at the Big Apple Summer Sizzler in Manhattan, June 13, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Playboy Playmate Miss January 2010 (Photo credit: tony p photos)

 

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English: Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

The Anna Nicole Smith Story (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

American actress Anna Nicole Smith. on the red carpet for 2005 MTV Video Music Awards (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Anna Nicole Smith at the 2003 E3 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

English: American actreess Anna Nicole Smith in the red carped for 2005 MTV Video Music Awards Español: La actriz y modelo estadounidense Anna Nicole Smith en la alfombra roja de los premios MTV Movie Awards del año 2005. Português: Atriz americana Anna Nicole Smith no tapete vermelho na entrada da premiação MTV Video Music Awards. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Here’s some shyt about Anna Nicole Smith that I bet you didn’t know…

 

Drawing shocking comparisons to such legendary beauties as Marilyn_Monroe due to her penchant for white dresses and sleepy bedroom eyes, the one-time Guess? model (Y’all remember Guess don’t you) courted controversy for both her marriage to an elderly(old as Moses himself) billionaire, and the heated lawsuit pertaining to his estate following his death.

 

(Hey did she make out when it came down to the nitty gritty on that issue, and if so I wonder if her daughter got broke off from dat?)

Born Vickie Lynn Hogan in Houston, TX (she moved to Mexia, TX, as a teenager), Smith’s ascent to fame began when she was chosen as May 1992’s Playboy Playmate of the Month. Voted Playmate of the Year shortly thereafter, the plus-sized platinum-blonde soon appeared in a pair of Playboy videos before making her feature debut in 1994’s The_Hudsucker_Proxy.

 

(Yada yada yada) Then…

 

Smith endured a series of disheartening blows. On September 10, 2006, just 20 days after the birth of her daughter Dannielynn, Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel died suddenly due to a lethal combination of antidepressants and methadone. November of that same year found the former model hospitalized for pneumonia in the same Bahamas medical center in which her son had recently died, and it was right around that time that Smith became involved in a bitter legal dispute over her lavish waterfront mansion in the Atlantic Ocean paradise. Her troubles showed no signs of slowing when, in January of 2007, Smith was ordered to by the court to submit her baby daughter for DNA testing as a result of a heated custody battle with a celebrity photographer who claimed to be the girl’s biological father (Smith remained insistent that her longtime lawyer and companion Howard_K._Stern was the father). Just a few short weeks later, the case that Smith had filed against her landlord was thrown out of the court by a Bahamas judge, leaving the path clear for the owner of the home to proceed with his eviction lawsuit against her, and on February 7, 2007, a woman dissatisfied with the results of Trimspa X32 — a weight-loss supplement for which Smith served as spokeswoman — filed a lawsuit against Smith citing “false and misleading” advertising. The following afternoon, Smith was discovered unresponsive in her Hard Rock Hotel room in Seminole, FL, and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead within the hour.

 

But in all reality I don’t want to focus on her turmoil, I wanna celebrate her fabulous life of exposing her self for the world to enjoy those wonderful juicy melons and that big ole white ass of hers jeez…

 

Anna you are terribly missed my dear and may you rest in peace. So if for some reason your looking down on me smiling while I sit here lusting off of your old ass Play Mate pictures smile down on me because I did this for you sweat heart. Smooches xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

 

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Do you guys remember Rae Dawn Chong? Or how about the lovely Stacey Dash? Well I dug into my archive and these are some of the pics that I found. I hope you all enjoy these pics.

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Right now Rae Dawn is busy caring for her son, Morgan Baylis, 3. Married to stockbroker Owen Baylis in 1982, Chong found herself pregnant at 21 and later living alone with her 4-month-old son when her marriage essentially dissolved. She says that motherhood changed her life dramatically. She found she couldn’t party hard, then wake up at 6:30 a.m. and read Morgan The Cat in the Hat three times in a row.  She won’t wed again, she insists, though she still believes in relationships (Chong and John are still a couple) and wants at least one more child. And as for the relationship between her and her famous father… Today she rarely sees her dad, who is based in Paris. “We haven’t talked in ages,” she says. “I live for the day when the press gives me the honor of not asking me about my father.”

Now as for Stacey Dash, well…

Many people were unaware that Stacey Dash was married, but millions learned that she was single after it was reported  that her divorce was finalized. Now that she’s not married, Stacey Dash can really focus on her career, which may be good a idea since she lost a really good part.

Getting the lead role in “Single Ladies” was such a great look for Stacey Dash! The show debuted to over 2 million viewers and its stars are regulars on numerous blogs. When it was revealed last month that Stacey Dash would not be returning for season two, many wondered who would replace her. But is Stacey Dash’s career over now that she’s no longer on “Single Ladies”?

According to imdb.com, Dash has two post-”Single Ladies” projects in the works: “House Arrest” (completed) and “Dysfunctional Friends” (post-production).

Celebrity Upskirt – No Panties Chris Crocker

 

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Unfortunately I have the honor of presenting Mr./Ms. what ever the fuck he/she is…

Here’s Chris Crocker

What a hot mess!!!

I suffered the pain of being tricked into seeing Chris Crocker’s dick… So guess what…now you will share my pain! For those of you who don’t recognize him/her, it’s the person who started the whole ‘Leave Britney Alone’ crap.

 

 

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This is how we do it… Bold and Daring. We will not be over looked so look forward to seeing even more of us as soon as we give you guys the web address to Celebrity Cess Pool, a blog so damn dirty I had to name it Celebrity Cess Pool because of all the celebrity asses and tits flying off the pages LMFAO!!!

Here’s a brief preview of what you have to look forward to on Celebrity Cess Pool, ENJOY

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Now y’all know that Pj Vick AKA Mr. “Who’s Got Dirt” searches until he finds the biggest and baddest booties around, so feel free to push play… And if you find yourself playing with yourself than I’ve done my mutha fucking job!!!

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This is dedicated to that wonderful female celebrity that just love showing us all her goodies like that wonderful as & that fat pussy, you name it she’ll flaunt it. And you guys can thank me later by sharing my blog site with somebody on facebook or twitter OK. Thanks a bunch.

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