Here’s some shyt about Anna Nicole Smith that I bet you didn’t know…
Drawing shocking comparisons to such legendary beauties as Marilyn_Monroe due to her penchant for white dresses and sleepy bedroom eyes, the one-time Guess? model (Y’all remember Guess don’t you) courted controversy for both her marriage to an elderly(old as Moses himself) billionaire, and the heated lawsuit pertaining to his estate following his death.
(Hey did she make out when it came down to the nitty gritty on that issue, and if so I wonder if her daughter got broke off from dat?)
Born Vickie Lynn Hogan in Houston, TX (she moved to Mexia, TX, as a teenager), Smith’s ascent to fame began when she was chosen as May 1992’s Playboy Playmate of the Month. Voted Playmate of the Year shortly thereafter, the plus-sized platinum-blonde soon appeared in a pair of Playboy videos before making her feature debut in 1994’s The_Hudsucker_Proxy.
(Yada yada yada) Then…
Smith endured a series of disheartening blows. On September 10, 2006, just 20 days after the birth of her daughter Dannielynn, Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel died suddenly due to a lethal combination of antidepressants and methadone. November of that same year found the former model hospitalized for pneumonia in the same Bahamas medical center in which her son had recently died, and it was right around that time that Smith became involved in a bitter legal dispute over her lavish waterfront mansion in the Atlantic Ocean paradise. Her troubles showed no signs of slowing when, in January of 2007, Smith was ordered to by the court to submit her baby daughter for DNA testing as a result of a heated custody battle with a celebrity photographer who claimed to be the girl’s biological father (Smith remained insistent that her longtime lawyer and companion Howard_K._Stern was the father). Just a few short weeks later, the case that Smith had filed against her landlord was thrown out of the court by a Bahamas judge, leaving the path clear for the owner of the home to proceed with his eviction lawsuit against her, and on February 7, 2007, a woman dissatisfied with the results of Trimspa X32 — a weight-loss supplement for which Smith served as spokeswoman — filed a lawsuit against Smith citing “false and misleading” advertising. The following afternoon, Smith was discovered unresponsive in her Hard Rock Hotel room in Seminole, FL, and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead within the hour.
But in all reality I don’t want to focus on her turmoil, I wanna celebrate her fabulous life of exposing her self for the world to enjoy those wonderful juicy melons and that big ole white ass of hers jeez…
Anna you are terribly missed my dear and may you rest in peace. So if for some reason your looking down on me smiling while I sit here lusting off of your old ass Play Mate pictures smile down on me because I did this for you sweat heart. Smooches xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Lisa Rae is one sexy Milf. Even tho this isn’t a recent photo…DAMMIT
She looks better without clothes.
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So the fuck what! Thats not what we really wanna hear on Celebrity Cess Pool now is it? Thats not why my Who’s Got Dirt facebook page receives already 140 odd views per post, is it? Hell naw! This is what yall wanna see… So I just decided to add some pics of some of my favorite celebrities showing off their assets and asses and tiddies and all that good fleshy shyt. So I hope you enjoy this post as much as I enjoyed searching for this useless junk to post. LMFAO
Unfortunately I have the honor of presenting Mr./Ms. what ever the fuck he/she is…
Here’s Chris Crocker
What a hot mess!!!
I suffered the pain of being tricked into seeing Chris Crocker’s dick… So guess what…now you will share my pain! For those of you who don’t recognize him/her, it’s the person who started the whole ‘Leave Britney Alone’ crap.
This is dedicated to that wonderful female celebrity that just love showing us all her goodies like that wonderful as & that fat pussy, you name it she’ll flaunt it. And you guys can thank me later by sharing my blog site with somebody on facebook or twitter OK. Thanks a bunch.